Naked Joshua Abernathy: Sausage Bandit in the Buff

Fri February 18 2011 7:11 pm  http://www.floridacardinal.com/?p=574
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SECURITY VIDEO catches transient man raiding the breakfast sausage stored in the freezer. Joe Brown: “When you get to 55-plus, you don’t get a whole lot of excitement, so this is great.”

The folks at Mariners Cove retirement community in Estero, Florida got quite an eyeful when some breakfast sausage went missing, and security videos were checked. Video shows the sausage thief walking around the clubhouse with nothing on, in footage obscured by authorities. The police recognized the sausage bandit as a local transient, Joshua Abernathy.